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R. Kelly’s Trapped in the Closet Part 9
This movie is so hilarious, but this is by far the funniest part. R. Kelly makes such a big deal about the man being a midget. But this is only because the girl’s name happens to be Brigitte and he needed a rhyme.
The funniest part of this is at the very end around 1 minute 30 seconds.
How can someone make something so terrible?
Jeff Dunham Is The Worst Comedian. Ever.
I won’t add a link because I don’t want to submit you to that much torture. And if you don’t know who he is, then you are one of the luckiest people alive.
P.S.
Ned Mencia is pretty close.
Seriously.
You Can’t Say “Holocaust” on Comedy Central.
On Bo Burnham’s Comedy Central special, the censors blocked out the word holocaust. Holocaust is now a curse word that should not be used in front of your mother.
What’s really ridiculous is that someone on the board of censors, or the FCC, or wherever, believes that some people should not be able to be exposed to the word holocaust, which is something that people should really be informed about.
I was watching this with Harry, and I didn’t even know what he said until Harry told me. Not only is Comedy Central blocking out a powerless word, it is blocking out a joke that I would not even get unless I knew the word.
This word has no power over anyone unless we give it power. And turning it into an unspeakable word, we are giving it power.
This is usually a joke website, but this is a weird subject… considering it started as a joke.
"Scott, I CAN’T SEE why you’re still in this competition."
— Simon, on the perfect episode of “American Idol”. (via mehharry)
Hilary Rodham Clinton
When you’re in a 9th grade World History class, this is what you do.
I also drew many various others that appeared in the history book. On the ones I messed up on, I turned into vampires. It’s really stupid, and very silly, and I think that I’m an idiot for finding this so funny; but I laugh my head off every time I see these drawings.
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CollegeHumor Album Art
Don’t you just hate it when you cannot find any album art for songs on your iPod? I can’t stand to look at the default picture for pretty much anything (wait-I just realized something [I like the CollegeHumor default picture]).
That’s why I made my own album art for the parodies CollegeHumor has made on my iPod (One Week, Brohemian Rhapsody, etc.)
About the CollegeHumor default picture, I just realized I should have used that.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/4eJDwb04Ol0xk2xhrCxBsS5Eo1_500.jpg)
CollegeHumor Album Art
Don’t you just hate it when you cannot find any album art for songs on your iPod? I can’t stand to look at the default picture for pretty much anything (wait-I just realized something [I like the CollegeHumor default picture]).
That’s why I made my own album art for the parodies CollegeHumor has made on my iPod (One Week, Brohemian Rhapsody, etc.)
About the CollegeHumor default picture, I just realized I should have used that.
“I’m Hungry.”
Was watching Jeopardy and this miracle happened. I was rolling on the floor laughing. Sorry if any overweight people watching are offended, but I thought this was hilarious.
This is terrible, but yet so funny.
OMG Everyone knows how stupid and mean Harry is! This made me laugh SO HARD. But it is really mean.
Filmed this directly from the television.
Nannie’s Apple & Prune Pie
Approx. Time: 45 minutes Oven: 350 degree baking temp.
Ingredients: 1 c. water, 1 c. flour, ½ c. butter, 3 eggs, pinch of sugar, 4 apples sliced, 1 c dried prunes, dash of granulated sugar, 5 tablespoons rat poison
1. Bring to boil water, butter, sugar. At boil, stir in flour.
2. Over low heat, continue to stir until able to form doughy ball. Into dough, mix egg mixture (well beaten) until ball is smooth.
3. Grease 9-inch pie tin.
4. Roll out pastry, lining bottom and sides of pan with pastry dough, clipping excess for pie top.
5. Add apple slices and prunes in hearty layers. It is best to soak prunes overnight in rat poison; generic hardware store variety will do quite well.
6. After spreading pears and prunes into shell, pour lethal juice of marinated prunes over apple and prune contents. Juice adds extra flavor and conceals taste of rat poison. (If sting of arsenic tartness remains, add extra tbsp of sugar for good measure.)
7. Cover pie with leftover dough in preheated oven for 45 minutes, checking occasionally. Top with granulated sugar while top crust is fresh from oven.
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